Sung by Timmy and Trixie (and commandercharon2)
[Timmy]
I was on deviantART. Until one day I saw ugly and horrible pics of Paulina.
[Trixie]
And that needs to stop.
[Timmy]
Yes it does.
[Trixie]
Paulina haters are bad bad bad.
[Timmy]
Yes they are.
[Timmy and Trixie]
Those Paulina haters can go to...
[Chorus]
HELL.
[Trixie]
She is a very beautiful girl and she is nice.
[Timmy]
Yeah and she is not a snob or a shallow girl.
[Trixie]
And I'm here best friend.
[Timmy]
Paulina you are so sweet.
[Paulina]
Awwwwww.
[Trixie]
Oh Paulina. Oh Paulina, you are so...
[commandercharon2]
Shallow, that's what she is.
[Timmy]
Oh no she's not.
[Trixie]
Yeah, commandercharon2 you can go bang yourself against a tree.
[Timmy]
Oh, I love Paulina. Oh, I love Paulina. She is nice, pretty, and a wonderful girl. Just like I love you Trixie.
[Trixie]
I love you too Timmy.
[Timmy and Trixie]
And whenever she is in heaven, were gonna always love her so much.
[Trixie]
Were gonna send her a lot of photos.
[Timmy]
And a lot of gifts.
[Timmy and Trixie]
Ooooooohhhhh Paaaaauuuuullliiiinnna, you are so nice.
[Song ends]
By the way, as an apology, I made a Paulina Sanchez Mii down to her nearly-flawless skin.